Sunday, March 25, 2012

Something Fun I Read

I found this post by Peter Morwood very amusing:

http://www.petermorwood.com/About-Sherlock-the-BBC-Series-and-Gun-Discipline

Young Wizards vs. Harry Potter, Part 4 (Universes)

Hi all, and welcome to another installment of the Young Wizard/Harry Potter face off! Last post there was a brief overview of common themes within the series. Now we're going to examine the universes within the series.

Young Wizards






The Young Wizards' universe is basically our own. They follow the laws of physics, there are basic limits on what magic can and can't do, and a plausible subculture. Let's look at these separately:

Magic/Wizardry is using the correct language to convince the universe to do something specific. For example, walking through walls requires a spell that convinces the atoms in the wall and the atoms in your body to slide by each other peacefully during the time it takes for you to walk through the wall. Wizardry is a specific science where you describe how things are right now and how you want them to be in order to make things happen. There's even an entire language that describes everything perfectly (called the Speech) that the universe responds to in order to do the spell casting.

The basic limits of the wizard can and can't do are set down in the Wizard's Oath. They're not allowed to hurt, change, or destroy anything without good reason (or the Powers That Be take away their wizardry for abusing it). Wizards are also limited by the amount of power they have, the powers only give them so much extra power from the universe's energy supply to perform wizardry. Because of these limits wizards rarely do something big, like lifting up all of the Mediterranean Sea to defeat the Lone Power (like hydromage Angelina Pellegrino did  during her Ordeal as mentioned in A Wizard of Mars). There's also a hierarchy of wizards set up to advise  younger wizards and handle certain continents/planets/galaxies. Wizards without proper authority aren't allowed to do certain interventions without permission to ensure that unnecessary change doesn't happen. For example, when Dairine goes with a group of other wizards to fix the Sun they have to get permission from a higher-up (in this case it ended up being the Senior for that arm of the galaxy that gave permission). Also, wizards generally get their information from a sort of manual (a book, computer, ipod, cell phone, etc.), but some must memorize as much information as possible or they have a special connection to wizardry and can access it by listening to the "Silence," "Whispering," or the sea.

The subculture is also fairly plausible. Wizards interact with the rest of the world because they have to stay up to date with what problems they need to fix and pay their bills. Wizards practice in secret on Earth because society hasn't yet accepted things like wizardry and aliens. However, wizards around the universe generally practice in the open because they're regarded as a sort of law enforcement. Wizards can meet up and get feedback on problems or just hang out, too. Pretty much all wizards have to get normal jobs (the head wizard over Earth is a IT specialist and computer programmer) and need to complete some sort of schooling. Learning wizardry something that wizards must do on the side, rather than going to special schools to learn wizardry.

Harry Potter






The Harry Potter universe is set up very differently. First of all is the rejection of technology because magic and electricity interfere with each other. Also, the rules of magic are set up in a kind of "your power is limited by your mental strength" kind of way. Most different is the magical subculture.

I find this first one annoying. Magic and modern technology can't coexist very well, if at all. This is obviously to continue the traditional fantasy/medieval relationship, but the books are set in the 1990's so it get's a little annoying. According to Hermione in the fourth book "All those substitutes for magic Muggles use--electricity, computers, and radar, and all those things--they all go haywire around Hogwarts, there's too much magic in the air." My thoughts on this are that magic is most likely some sort of power that wizards are able to control that is similar to magnetism or electricity enough that it messes with electronics (kind of like dropping a magnet on a computer's hard drive).

Next, the rules of the magic. Most of these rules and limits appear to be based on wizard law and the mental stamina of the wizard themself. For example, certain curses and hexes are considered illegal and will land any caster of that spell in wizard jail. Top on the list are the Imperius Curse, the Cruciatus Curse, and the Avada Kedavra Curse. You can see an explanation of those curses that's much better than I could give here. There are also some very basic laws that limit the kind of magic that wizards can produce. For example, Hermione explains in book seven that no one can produce food out of thin air because "Food is the first of five Principle Exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Tranfigur[ation]...It's impossible to make good food out of nothing! You can Summon it if you know where it is, you can transform it, you can increase the quantity if you've already got some". It appears that wizards can produce magic without wands, but the most refined magic is produced through channeling that power through a wand with a specific intent and incantation.

Now onto the wizard subculture. There are very few wizards in the world, and they tend to keep to themselves. Even Muggle-born wizards and witches seem to readily give up the Muggle world in favor of the wizarding world (exceptions include Fred and George doing card tricks for a muggle girl in book six and Hermione making Ron get a driver's license in the epilogue of book seven). Wizards have their own governments, but there's no mention of taxes. The only purpose the wizard government seems to have is to provide jobs, make legislation, and enforce the law. Wizards also have special schools to send children to to learn magic. Wizard families have the option to homeschool as well. The only jobs wizards seem to have are in the government or being shop owners. I can't figure out how exactly they get their money except through the enslavement of elves and goblins, but since Rowling didn't discuss wizard economics we really don't know. Most of the wizard/muggle interactions seems to be based on the common theme of bigotry that JK Rowling presents through out the series.

Overall, the Young Wizard universe is much more plausible and better constructed than the Harry Potter universe. I love how wizards have to actually get jobs instead of being the jobless vigilantes of the universe. The Harry Potter universe is decent in the context of a children's series, but it doesn't really hold up as a plausible universe. Young Wizards wins this round.

Monday, February 6, 2012

A Filler Post

Hi everybody, I'm happy to say that I didn't actually fall of the face of the earth (although I may have fallen off the virtual one). Things got rather hectic around my neck of the woods and I put the blog at the end of my priorities. I'm going to share a favorite story of  mine this week instead of the deeply thought out literary analysis I had planned to tide you guys over until things settle down. I really enjoy this story because not only is it profound and makes you feel good, it's about food. It's called "The Samurai and the Zen Master" (if you have heard it before you can either read it again or wait until my next post for a different topic):




A certain samurai had a reputation for impatient and hot-tempered behavior. A Zen Master, well known for his excellent cooking, decided that the warrior needed to be taught a lesson before he became any more dangerous. He invited the samurai to dinner.

The samurai arrived at the appointed time. The Zen master told him to make himself comfortable while he finished preparing the food. A long time passed. The samurai waited impatiently. After a while he called out: "Zen Master - have you forgotten me?"

The Zen master came out of the kitchen. "I am very sorry," he said. "Dinner is taking longer to prepare than I had thought." He went back to the kitchen.

A long time passed. The samurai sat, growing hungrier by the minute. At last he called out a little softer this time: "Zen Master - please. When will dinner be served?"

The Zen master came out of the kitchen. "I'm sorry. There has been a further delay. It won't be much longer." He went back to the kitchen.

A long time passed. Finally, the samurai couldn't endure the waiting any longer. He rose to his feet, chagrined and ravenously hungry. Just then, the Zen master entered the room with a tray of food. First he served miso shiru (soybean soup).

The samurai gratefully drank the soup, enchanted by it's flavour. "Oh, Zen Master," he exclaimed, "this is the finest miso shiru I have ever tasted! You truly deserve your reputation as an expert cook!

"It's nothing," replied the Zen master, modestly. "Only miso shiru."

The samurai set down his empty bowl. "Truly magical soup! What secret spices did you use to bring out the flavor?"

"Nothing special," the Zen master replied.

"No, no - I insist. The soup is extraordinarily delicious!"

"Well, there is one thing . . ."

"I knew it!" exclaimed the samurai, eagerly leaning forward. "There had to be something to make it taste so good! Tell me - what is it?"

The Zen master softly spoke: "It took time," he said.



It may be easier to demand instant gratification, but it wont benefit in the long run (and we're all here for a very long time, whether you like it or not). Sometimes the best dinner in the middle of winter is the slow-cooked stew. It's rarely the stuff in the can that you zap in the microwave. Doesn't life work the same way, too? It's hard to wait for a good thing, you never know if it will ever come along, but in the end it's totally worth it.


I promise, a literary analysis is coming soon!

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Young Wizards vs. Harry Potter, Part 3 (Themes)

Last week I talked about the basic stories of both series. Now we get to look at the fun stuff: themes, writing style, character analysis, the universes, and cover art (yes, I do think that covers are important). This week we'll look at themes.

Young Wizard Themes:
This installment has strong themes of redemption.


Diane Duane's wizard series is famous for dealing with difficult themes. Each book has its own particular themes, but recurring ones include death, friendship, responsibility, family, and the need for knowledge. I admire that Duane incorporates themes into her books that most people don't really like to talk about.

I thought about discussing themes from every single book, but do you know how long that would take? That's right, a long time. I decided to write about a small selection of my favorite books instead (1, 5, and 6). The first book deals particularly with good and evil. Through out Kit and Nita's entire Ordeal, they keep coming face-to-face with examples of how evil takes something mundane or beautiful and twists it. For example, in the world ruled by the Lone Power there's a carnivorous fire hydrant with a tongue like a chameleon. Then Duane places special emphasis one the difference between the feeling of the Book of Night With The Moon (created by the Powers that Be to describe everything perfectly in its entirety) and the Dark Book (the other Book's polar opposite, created by the Lone Power to twist everything). The Light Book feels like a well of goodness, but the Dark Book stings and sucks up all the light in the area.

In book 5, you may remember that the conflict is that Nita's mother is dying from a malignant brain tumor. The main themes of the book are grief, death of loved ones, and accepting what you really can't change. Each of the Callahans deal with their pain in different ways. Mr. and Mrs. Callhan suffer quietly and try to savor every moment. Dairine tries to help, but gets grounded by the Senior wizards in the area so she must suffer in silence. Nita gets approval to make a desperate attempt to eradicate the cancerous cells from her mother's body. For the next few days Nita throws herself into her work in order to cope. In the end, Nita is able to get rid of most of the cancer so that the doctors can remove the tumor with the least amount of trouble. However, Nita's mother still dies, because not all of the cancer has been destroyed. Her mother explains that it's better to have enough time to live out the rest of her life in love instead of trying to live forever. Nita finally accepts that she can't change the inevitable and decides to enjoy the six months she has left with her mother.


In book 6, Nita is trying to deal with the death of her mother and Kit is becoming distant from everyone. The basic themes include the importance of friends, you can't shut out the world forever, grief, and anger. Both Nita and Kit are hurting after the death of Nita's mother (Kit's hurting because Nita's shutting him out) and they're trying to help wizard-in-training Darryl (an autistic magical prodigy who can't seem to finish his Ordeal). Darryl shuts out the world because of his autism and because he sees the effects of the Lone Power in everyone. Nita and Kit must both accept that they still have responsibilities and need help before they can truly help Darryl with his problem, which is to accept the concept of "other" before he can be a wizard. Nita must also learn to control her anger at the injustice of losing her mother in order to truly be helpful instead of helpless. I think that book 6 is my favorite of the entire series because Duane so readily deals with themes like this while also bringing up the hopeful ideas, like love and friendship.




Harry Potter Themes
This one also deals with revenge and betrayal.


JK Rowling seems to deal exclusively with the themes friendship, love, fate versus choice, sacrifice, and death. The series also includes classic fantasy themes like black and white hero/villain relationships (think Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker in A New Hope), quests, and magic. Each book in its own way has something to do do with every theme. Harry wouldn't be able to accomplish half the things that he does without friends and he wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for the power of love. Harry willingly sacrifices himself for his friends so that they don't have to suffer. He even goes to meet Voldemort in the end so that he himself would die and no more people would die. But I feel that one recurring theme is the difference between Harry and Voldemort. Voldemort lets fate make his decisions while Harry chooses his own path. Voldemort killed Harry's parents after hearing about a prophecy concerning him and an unnamed boy, that "neither can live while the other survives." Harry, on the other hand, is told by the Sorting Hat that he would do well in Slytherin but chooses not to go into Slytherin House.


I actually feel that there's not much to say about the themes in the Harry Potter books. Each book has the same themes, which isn't really surprising when you remember that it's a children's series. It invites jokes from just about everyone (like the part in A Very Potter Musical where Harry tells Ginny that his invisibility cloak "was left to me by my dad, my dad that's dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father."), but I think that it's good for a series like that to have the same themes in every book. However, it doesn't leave much room for talking about it.


Score:
Harry Potter: 2, Young Wizards: 3


Harry Potter is great for finding classic themes, but otherwise it kind of falls flat. Young Wizards has a huge scope of themes. I know that Harry Potter is a children's series and Young Wizards is young adult, but since Rowling turned the last two books in Harry Potter into young adult books I feel justified in my comparison.


Next week will be a character analysis.


Agree with my review? Disagree? Comment below!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Young Wizards vs. Harry Potter, Part 2 (The Stories)

Last week we were introduced to the premises of the two series, now we will look at the story arcs of the series. Sorry if the descriptions come off as really vague, but I try to honor the integrity of the series by not reprinting the entire series on my blog.

Young Wizards


This was the first book in the series that I read


Readers are first introduced to Nita Callahan (in book one, So You Want To Be A Wizard) as she's running away from a group of bullies. Nita is able to avoid them by running into the library. While waiting for them to leave, Nita peruses the children's stacks where her hand is caught on a book called So You Want To Be A Wizard. When she takes it home she discovers that it's a manual for actual wizards. After taking the Wizard's Oath, Nita is thrown into her Ordeal (a test to see if a prospective wizard is ready for real wizard work) with new friend Kit Rodriguez. After meeting and losing friends along the way, Nita and Kit come out victorious from their Ordeal.

That summer, the Callahans decide to splurge on a vacation on Long Island and take Kit along with them. Nita and Kit meet a fellow wizard, who happens to be a whale. The whale, S'reee, is in charge of a major spell that will stop tremors in the ocean and re-trap an incarnation of the Lone Power in the bottom of the ocean. Eventually, the wizards succeed and Nita finally reveals to her parents that she and kit are wizards.

In the next book (High Wizardry, which I assume is later that summer) Nita's little sister, Dairine, takes the Wizard's Oath and gets her own manual in the form of a computer. Dairine is thrust into her Ordeal immediately and travels almost to the end of the universe to accomplish her task. Nita and Kit go after her and  find Dairine after she's created a silicone-based species. They then battle the Lone Power and that sliver of It accepts redemption, slowing entropy considerably.

In the next book (A Wizard Abroad), Nita's parents are worried that she's spending too much time with Kit and pack her off to spend the last month of summer vacation in Ireland. There, Nita must battle the Lone Power in It's attempt to bring Ireland back to its mythical roots. With their inevitable success, Nita goes home and starts school. But soon another problem starts. In A Wizard's Dilemma, Nita's mother develops a deadly brain tumor and Nita takes it upon herself to cure her mother. Nita learns about how universes can be manipulated (from the major Universe we live in to the miniature universe that encompasses each living being). Kit finds out his dog can create new universes, and finally Nita is able to give her mother 6 more months instead of 2 weeks.

In A Wizard Alone, Nita's mother has died and the Callahans are in mourning. Nita tries to fill the void her mother left behind while also trying to figure out the mysterious messages she's receiving from a young wizard in trouble. Kit is also on his own, while trying to find a boy with autism in the middle of his Ordeal. Eventually Nita and Kit both help the boy, because his entire Ordeal was to understand that he must step out of his comfort zone and accept help from others. After all of this turmoil, Dairine signs Nita up for an exchange program (in A Wizard's Holiday) on another planet with Kit. While Dairine must deal with extra-terrestrial wizards and a sun in turmoil, Nita and Kit have to help a seemingly perfect planet with some strange problem. The problems continue in Wizards at War because entropy has sped up so much that wizardry itself is disappearing. Nita, Kit, Dairine and their friends must find and wake up a certain sliver of the Lone Power that could stop all of this. After much hardship and sacrifice the universe is saved, there's a new Power (what the Lone Power was before It fell), and entropy is beginning to slow down.

In the latest installment (A Wizard of Mars), Kit has become increasingly obsessed with Mars. Nita is developing her ability to see the future. Dairine is learning the wizardry associated with stars. After Kit is abducted by a part of himself that's a Martian wizard (there's this weird reincarnation thing that I'm not going to get into here going on), Nita and various other friends must save Kit and stop a Martian invasion. There's an epic battle between Nita and a Martian princess (no, not Princess Helium) at the end. In the end, it turns out that the Martian people were even aliens to Mars. There was never intelligent life on Mars. But Nita and Kit's relationship is strengthened. The next book will be called Games Wizards Play.

Harry Potter
This was the very first chapter book I ever read.
Readers are first introduced to the mysterious circumstances leading to the orphan Harry Potter being raised by his next-of-kin, the Dursleys. The Dursleys regularly make Harry feel terrible. He lives under the stairs in a closet, he gets his cousin's old clothes, and is constantly treated like a disgusting bug that no ones likes. After some mysterious circumstances involving disappearing glass in the snake exhibit in the zoo, letters from no one , and Uncle Vernon trying to avoid someone he's terrified of, Harry finds out that he's a wizard. Not only that, Harry is famous for surviving a killing curse as a baby that rebounded onto his attacker. Harry is then swept away to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to learn the essentials for living in the wizarding world.

In the The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Harry learns that Voldemort (the evil wizard that plagued the world until his death with the rebounding curse) is trying to come back by make the elixir of life from the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone. Harry and his new friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, find the stone and are able to defeat Voldemort. But trouble looms over the school the next year. Over the summer, Harry is almost stopped by an elf (Dobby) when it's time to go to school because there's great danger ahead. When Harry does get to school, students start getting attacked. Some monster or person is petrifying students. Harry and his friends determine that it's the monster of Slytherin and spend a bunch of the year trying to figure out who's behind the attacks. When Ron's little sister is abducted, Harry goes to save her and finds out that it's Voldemort himself again trying to come back. Harry battles a giant basilisk and is finally able to defeat both it and Voldemort.

In the Prisoner of Azkaban, it's Harry's third year at school, but deranged murdered Sirius Black is after Harry. Harry soon learns that Black was his father's best friend, and becomes determined to find Black to avenge the death of his parents and the part that Black played in it. But in the end it turns out that it was another friend of Harry's father, Peter Pettigrew, that betrayed the Potters. Pettigrew escapes, and Harry becomes friends with Black. In his fourth year at Hogwarts (The Goblet of Fire) Harry is somehow entered into a wizarding school contest that he's too young for. Harry must overcome several deadly rounds of the contest, and finally makes it to the final round. But it was all a trap, a secret enemy and spy lured Harry into the contest in order to bring Voldemort back to life. Voldemort successfully regenerated and Harry narrowly escapes.

Unfortunately, no one believes Harry. In the Order of the Phoenix Harry is trying to convince the wizarding world that Voldemort is really back. He becomes involved with a secret organization that is opposed to Voldemort (the Order of the Phoenix) and starts to try and find out what Voldemort is up to. In the end, Harry finds out that Voldemort is trying to find a prophesy about the two of them. Harry defeats Voldemort's plan and the wizarding world finally accepts that he's back. The next year, in The Half-Blood Prince, everyone's on edge. Voldemort is operating out in the open. Dumbledore, Harry's mentor, helps Harry learn about Voldemort while Harry tries to get by in the harder school curriculum. Harry soon discovers a textbook that helps him with his difficult class (from the Half-Blood Prince) and is able to focus on murder attempts at the school. Soon, Harry learns that Voldemort came back to life because he ripped up his soul into bits and pieces and tied them to physical objects (called horcruxes). Dumbledore and Harry have an unsuccessful attempt at getting one of those objects, and Dumbledore dies. After the funeral, Harry vows that he wont go back to school, but instead will hunt down horcruxes until he can completely kill Voldemort.

In the final book, The Deathly Hallows, Harry is dealing with the death of Dumbledore while also being on the run from Voldemort. Harry, Ron, and Hermione find the remaining horcruxes and destroy them. Harry also becomes intrigued by the Deathly Hallows, which are objects that enable the owner power over death. Voldemort chases Harry back to Hogwarts, where the final battle begins. Harry goes to Voldemort in order to willingly die, because he's the final horcrux. Harry and Voldemort have a final duel and Voldemort's killing curse is rebounded on him again, Voldemort dies. Although many people died, the world is finally safe.


Score:
Harry Potter: 2, Young Wizards: 2

Both stories are such classics and appeal to a wide variety of audiences, I can't decide on a winner for this round. Next week, Themes.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Young Wizards vs. Harry Potter, Part 1 (The Premise)

Lately I have been re-reading my two favorite fantasy series: the Young Wizards series by Diane Duane and Harry Potter by JK Rowling. For the next series of posts I will be comparing the two series. I'm sure all of you know about Harry Potter, but I'm not very sure how many of you know about Young Wizards.

Introducing....Young Wizards by Diane Duane:



The first book in the series, So You Want To Be A Wizard, was published in the early 80s and the rest of the series have been published on and off every few years since then. The books mostly center on Nita Callahan and Kit Rodriguez. Nita's sister, Dairine Callahan, also has some point-of-view time in some of the books and can therefore be considered a major character after the third book, High Wizardry. Each book has its own identifiable conflict, rather than an overall conflict that gets solved bit by bit over the entire series (example: Fablehaven and Eragon). There is, however, one overall conflict that gets brought up over the entire series: the Lone Power is trying to kill the universe with entropy and the main characters must fight whatever manifestation of the Lone Power that pops up.

The series is great, because it has actual science (plus theoretical science, mathematics, and sci-fi geekery) as well as the traditional magic themes in a fantasy series. For example, in High Wizardry Dairine meets Doctor Who in an alien airport that works with high-tech science and magic. It has the traditional sci-fi "common tongue" deal, called the Speech (which describes everything in the universe perfectly). But what exactly is it about?

The series is about these kids that have been called by the Powers of the universe to be wizards. Wizards slow down entropy, fight the Lone Power (inventor of death; the bad kind, not the grateful release kind), and have a bunch of fun adventures trying to broaden everyone's understanding of the universe. Nita and Kit go to alternate universes, turn into whales, fight ancient manifestations of the Lone Power in Ireland, and go on vacation on exotic planets. Dairine even creates an entire race of silicone-based life forms. The most recent book out, A Wizard of Mars, is about what happened to life on Mars and what happens when it comes back. Another great thing, the series is still going (Diane Duane has plans for at least a twelfth installment). Duane is also working to update the technology in the earlier books and make the timeline between books more smooth. For example, Dairine gets a computer in the third book that made it painfully clear that the book was written in 1990.

Introducing...Harry Potter by JK Rowling:


The first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, in the series was published in the early-to-mid 90's. The books almost completely focus on Harry Potter (except in beginning chapters to act as prologues, then the point of view is from another character). Harry is helped by many other friends (adult and teen alike), but the two people that help him the most are Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Each book has a specific conflict that ties into a major conflict, which is that evil wizard Voldemort is trying to take over the world.

The books are pretty great in the fact that they're focused on the teen/tween audience, but an adult can still read and enjoy the books. The fantasy aspect is very strong because the wizarding community separates itself from the non-magic community (the world at large, called Muggles). This means that it's all magic wands, flying broomsticks, and old castles. Harry was raised in a muggle household, so he's much more aware of math, science, and day-to-day life in the muggle world. This makes it slightly less annoying that most wizards don't even know what a gun or a light bulb is.

The series is about how Harry Potter has been raised by his horrible aunt and uncle, who hate and neglect him, but then finds out that he's a wizard. Harry then goes to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to learn how to use magic, where he then meets and befriends Ron and Hermione. Each book presents a little mystery that the trio must solve in order to keep evil Lord Voldemort from coming back to power. Harry and his friends must find the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's stone, defeat a basilisk, compete in a magical tournament, and eventually fight Voldemort face-to-face. The series did end already (Deahtly Hallows came out in 2007 and the last movie came out on Blue-ray last November), but it's one of those series that you can go back to over and over. JK Rowling recently started an online game called Pottermore, where fans can go through the books in the series chapter by chapter and experience a virtual version of the wizarding world. Pottermore will also have a shop opening later this year (whenever they let more than beta testers in, which appears to be never) that will have the first ever Harry Potter e-books.

And the winner of this round is....


Both. I love both series for various reasons. Harry Potter was the very first chapter book I ever read. Young Wizards is one of the few series where I can actually relate to the characters, and the magic part makes sense (spells are ways that the wizards describe what they want to happen and then try to convince the universe to make happen). So for this round, The Premise, they both win. Next post I will discuss the two story arcs. See ya!

Editor's note: I added pictures, it just had to be done :)

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Photos and Stuff

Hi everyone, hope you're all doing well. Today I decided to share some photos of some jewelry that I made and an actual photograph that I'm very proud of.

Okay, so the jewelry pictures are a little fuzzy, but the jewelry is pretty neat anyway.
These are some earrings that I made. I was trying to go for a  modern look.

Pancake ring, made by me. Epicness right here, folks.

Chocolate candy earrings. I've been wearing these all week.

And here's the pièce de résistance, my super-awsomesauce photograph:

This is a tree in my neighborhood.
Have a great weekend!

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Hello! You're So Great!

Hey everyone! I hope that all of you had a great week, I sure did. Now we're just winding down for the end of the year here at my house.

Today I decided to do a post that will essentially give you, the reader, a virtual hug. I honestly feel like that there's too much negativity out in the world right now. For example, I went to look at Google News and the first story that came up was about a couple of doctors being charged with fetal homicide. Wow (which is seriously all I can say). Because of this, I feel like writing an encouraging post.

Okay, puppies and kitties are pretty cliched, but I like this picture.

Guess what? No matter what you do, who you are, where you live, how much money you make, or even how you laugh, you are an amazing person. Why? Because you're here. Right now. Alive. And you have the ability to smile. Maybe life totally sucks, or maybe you're not feeling like enjoying yourself for whatever reason. Things can always get better or worse. You decide if you're going to let it be better or worse.

Keeping a positive attitude will help you have a clear mind to solve your problem. And while you're brushing yourself off from that horrible incident, or trying to figure out your life, or trying to find happiness, or just trying to survive, think about this:

  • this universe is specifically calibrated so that you can be alive right here, right now
  • the stars are always over us, even when we can't see them, so that you can wish on one right now
  • you have the ability to change the world right now, even if it's just helping that little old lady across the street
  • today is not yesterday, so you can make today as good or bad as you want (I call that ability "power")
  • you have a purpose, even if you don't know what it is
  • you have the ability to create something beautiful (a joke, a story, a piece of art, food, laughter, smiles, goofy faces...)
  • you can feel pain, which is totally important for survival and recognizing nice things when they happen
"Who has never tasted bitter does not know what is sweet." --German proverb


And think about how somewhere in the world right now:
  • someone is praying for you
  • someone loves you
  • nuns and monks are praying and writing mantras to end your suffering and ensure the continuity of your happiness
  • there is an inspiring song being made right now that will touch your heart
  • there's a person who just wants to sit down and hug you until all the bad goes out of your life
  • there are people trying to make sure that you have a safe and clean life
  • children still think that the world is a big, wonderful place where anything can happen
  • a book is being written that will change the world for the better
  • something ridiculously funny is happening that will make you laugh so hard that you pee your pants
Hope you like this, and I hope that it makes you feel happier. Have a great day!

Here's a recipe: 
Yogurt Coffee Cake
From The Rodale Whole Foods Cookbook, page 592
Topping:
3/4 cup chopped nuts (I like a walnut/almond mix)
2 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons honey, warmed
2 teaspoons cinnamon

Cake:
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
1/2 cup honey, warmed
2 large eggs
1 1/3 cups white whole wheat flour (white whole wheat flour is milled from white wheat grains)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup plain low-fat yogurt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract (Mexican vanilla is great if you can get your hands on it)

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (176 degrees Celsius). Butter and flour a 9x9-inch baking pan.

To make the topping: In a small bowl, combine the nuts, flour, honey, and cinnamon.

To make the cake: With an electric mixer, cream the butter. Beat in the honey and eggs.

In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Beat portions into the butter mixture, alternating with the yogurt. Beat in the vanilla.

Pour half of the cake batter into the baking pan. Cover with half of the topping, then add the remaining batter, and top with the remaining topping. Bake for about 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Let cool slightly and cut into squares. Serve warm or at room temperature. 

Makes 8 servings

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas Eve, The Hobbit, and Tea

It's Christmas Eve everybody! It's also the middle of Hanukkah everybody! I hope that all of you are safe and having lots of fun, what ever you're doing this weekend.

I know that this came out a couple of days ago, but I am so excited about the Hobbit trailer. If you haven't seen it already, you can view a really good version here. Why am I excited? First of all, The Hobbit is one of my most favorite books. I'm also excited because since the movie will be a two-part installment there's a high likelihood that there will actually a part of the movie with Beorn in it. All Hobbit adaptations that I have seen (okay, it was the cartoon, but still...) have neglected this character. It's pretty funny how Gandalf gets Beorn to let all fifteen of them to stay at his house for a couple of days, and he's not like Tom Bombadil (who can easily be neglected as a minor character). Beorn makes it possible for them to get into Mirkwood! Plus, along with seeing old faces like Ian Mckellan, Martin Freeman is playing Bilbo! Having seen him in many other roles, I feel that Freeman will be a fantastic Bilbo. Is anyone else excited yet? What if I said that Benedict Cumberbatch is voicing Smaug and the Necromancer (eg: Sauron)? Yup, another fantastic actor will be in The Hobbit and he will be voicing one of the best villains in literary history: Smaug.

Smaug is my favorite villain because he positively reeks of evilness and says one of my favorite speeches from The Hobbit, "Revenge! The King under the Mountain is dead and where are his kin that dare seek revenge? Girion Lord of Dale is dead, and I have eaten his people like a wolf among sheep, and where are his sons' sons that dare approach me? I kill where I wish and none dare resist." He says more, but I really like that part because it's so full of gloating and yet also the best threat ever.

On a less "OMGIT'SMYFAVORITEBOOKEVERMADEINTOAMOVIEYAY!!!" note, I discovered a couple of yummy teas this past week. The first one is a zhena's gypsy tea brand. It's called Chocolate Chai Herbal Red Tea. It's got all of the fantastic notes from chai (warm, spicy, sweet), plus a light chocolate flavor at the end. It's also Fair Trade, high in antioxidants, and has zero caffeine according to the package. The chocolate flavor comes from carob, so I will trust that it's actually caffeine free. Another good tea that I have discovered a couple of days ago with my mom is from the Republic of Tea brand. It's from their Cuppa Chocolate Tea line, called Coconut Cocoa. It seriously tastes like a sweet and coconutty hot chocolate. The ingredients include carob, barley, chicory, dates, and coconut and chocolate. Super yummy, super sweet (but no added sugar), and it's low in caffeine (as in less caffeine than white tea). However, I would suggest leaving the tea bag in for a lot longer than normal tea for a fuller chocolate flavor if you like a very strong flavor in your drink. I don't think that it hurts the flavor like it does with normal tea (for example, green tea gets bitter if brewed too long). I hope that if you try them you'll enjoy those teas as much as I do.

Here are a couple of presents from me:
Ormie the Pig, if you like ridiculously funny animation, and true happiness from a cat's perspective, if you like cute stuff like that.
Merry Christmas! Have a great weekend everybody!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

New Discoveries and a Recipe

Hi all! Boy, it has been one crazy week (and it's only Thursday!). But never fear, there are fantastic things in the world to look at and eat. :) Today I decided to post about some fantastic discoveries concerning food (since this is Muffins and Musings).
First, I have discovered a few fantastic looking indie shops that make food-related jewelry. There is Tiny Hands Jewelry, then I ran into Sweet & Savory Trinkets on Etsy, and then another awesome looking Etsy shop called The Menu. Each one is pretty cool looking and I'm excited to share them with you guys. Each shop, although all about food, has its own unique twist (which is why I'm sharing them).


Tiny Hands Banner Ad

Tiny Hands specializes in scented food jewelry. That's right, scented. I actually bought a chocolate chip cookie charm already, and it smells exactly like a real cookie! (For the skeptics out there that are probably wondering right now: No, I am not an affiliate of any of these shops. It's just good craftsmanship.) Tiny Hands also has plastic food charms that are a little less expensive and not scented, but really cute (yes, I bought one). The selection is really good, too. There's boba tea, a variety of cookies, cupcakes, cake, waffles, pancakes, chocolate, and even sushi (not scented). Another awesome feature is that the customer service is great. For the impatient it can be a little maddening waiting for your order to come, though, since it's made-to-order and it takes up to two weeks to make the charms.

                       
Sweet & Savory specializes in miniature food charms and jewelry. As in close to the size of a dime kind of small. But they're super realistic, judging by the pictures. I'm planning on purchasing the peach earrings sometime soon (I have been coveting them for a while). Unlike Tiny Hands, Sweet & Savory has a bigger variety in the type of foods. Tiny Hands has mostly sweet treats, but Sweet & Savory has things like Eggs Benedict, fruit, ice cream bars, pie, nachos, burritos, and pizza. What's also really cool is that what's on display is available right now, so no waiting.


The Menu really excites me, because I just came across it last night. The Menu specializes in super realistic and quirky food jewelry. For an example of quirk for you, there's a melting ice cream cone hair barrette and a  zombie lunch ring (it's a tiny little brain on a plate with a spoon and fork). The Menu has a fantastic variety of pizza as well. For a selection there's pizza (at five different types that I can tell), ice cream cones, ice cream sandwiches, popsicles, sno balls (those coconut-covered marshmallow and cake balls from Hostess), alphabet soup and even Ritz Cracker earrings! They just opened 4 days ago, so I advise grabbing what you can now before they get so popular inventory turns too quickly.

The next discovery is that I made gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free brownies that tasted good! That isn't really what's so amazing as the fact that they were the right chewy/crumbly texture that all good brownies should have. I got the original recipe from Gluten Free Goddess, but switched to brown sugar for xylitol (because she switched the white sugar in the recipe that she took it from to brown sugar). Here's the recipe below:

Gluten-Free Dark Chocolate Brownie Recipe 

Ingredients:

5 ounces high quality dark chocolate
1/2 cup Organic Coconut Oil
1 cup plus 2 tablespoons organic light brown sugar (or xylitol)
1/2 cup almond meal
1/4 cup brown rice flour
1/2 teaspoon fine sea salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
2 organic free-range eggs, beaten
1 tablespoon bourbon vanilla*

Optional:

1/2 cup chopped pecans or walnuts, if desired
Dark chocolate chips for the top, if desired

Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 350ºF. Line an 8x8-inch square baking pan with foil and lightly oil the bottom.

Melt the dark chocolate and coconut oil in a saucepan over low heat, gently stirring. (Or melt in a microwave safe measuring cup and stir together to combine.) 


In a mixing bowl whisk together the brown sugar, almond meal, brown rice flour, fine sea salt and baking soda. Make a well in the center and add the beaten eggs, vanilla extract and melted dark chocolate mixture. Beat on low-medium for two minutes, until the batter begins to come together. At first it will seem thin, like cake batter, but keep beating until it thickens and becomes smooth and glossy.

If you are adding nuts, stir in the nuts by hand and spread the batter into the prepared baking pan. Even out the batter with a silicone spatula.

Stud the top with some dark chocolate chips and press in slightly.

Bake in the center of a preheated 350 degree F oven for 32 to 35 minutes, or until the brownies are set. The top will crack, like a flourless chocolate cake.


Cool on a wire rack; and remove the cooled brownies from the pan by gripping the foil edges and lifting the brownies out as a whole.


Chill for an hour before cutting. (Though warm and gooey is really divine, if you don't mind them falling apart.)

Yield: 12-16 servings

*For chocolate-mint brownies use 1 teaspoon peppermint extract and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract.


Read more: http://glutenfreegoddess.blogspot.com/2006/01/dark-chocolate-brownies.html#ixzz1gccT1DX9


Thanks so much for reading, folks!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Hunger Games vs. Matched

I'm assuming that everyone knows about The Hunger Games movie coming out next March. However, how many of you guys have read Matched by Allie Condie or the recent sequel Crossed? If you haven't read any of these books, or you really dislike distopian fantasy, then you may want to come back next week for a different subject. But for the rest of you guys that are willing to stick it out with me, I decided to do a fun post comparing these two series.

                                                 The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games
Setting: Post-apocalyptic North America
Government type: Corrupt Roman empire/Isle of Crete (A vast empire with a city as the central command point. To keep the Districts in line the government demands a tribute of youths and maidens every year to die a horrific death.)
Story: Enter Katniss Everdeen, a strong-willed young woman who's only goal in life is to survive. She's basically the head of her household, she looks down on her mother's debilitating bout of depression after her father's death and took over. When Katniss's younger sister, Prim, is chosen to take part in the Hunger Games, Katniss takes her place and is sent off to compete in the Games. Katniss decides on the strategy of feigning love for Peeta Melark, a fellow tribute from her town, and eventually falls for him enough to make sure that they both end up winning the game. During the Game is a bunch of blood and gore that I will not dwell on. After the Games (in the following books) Katniss is slowly taken over by post-traumatic stress disorder as she is used as a pawn in a rebellion against the Capitol. It's a very brief overview, but if you really want to know the entire story line I'm sure that there's a Wiki (or you could read the books).
My thoughts: I enjoyed reading The Hunger Games trilogy, but I do have some criticisms. First, Katniss has only one goal, which is survival. I recognize that she's a strong female lead, but come on. Katniss is essentially willing to let everyone die on her quest to survive. I know, she and Peeta make a scrapbook of everyone that died and "Remember Rue!" all of you fans cry. But Katniss is still pretty heartless in the sense that she operates on the pure animal instinct of survival of the fittest. Secondly, the violence. Yes, situations in which 12-17 year-olds are killing each other can't exactly be Disney material. But at some point I eventually started to say "gruesome death" and scanned to the end of the scene because I got so tired of it. I also wonder how the movie is going to be PG-13 (appropriate for children 13 and over) when the actual book probably would have been rated R (appropriate for adults only). Another problem that I had with the books is the simplistic writing style. I understand that Collins is coming from writing a book series for a 10-12 audience (Gregor the Overlander anyone?), but this is YA. You gotta up your game. I have a similar writing style issue with Twilight. But overall, this is a far better book than  The Giver and it is a fairly enjoyable read. I can see why there's so much hype about it.


disney-buys-movie-rights-to-dystopian-ya-trilogy-matched
Matched
Setting: Post-global warmed North America
Government type: Socialistic utopia (eg: the government knows exactly what's best for you and makes all of your decisions)
Story: The story starts with a vivid day dream of Cassia Reyes as she is riding the bus to her Matching Banquet. Condie  minces no words to really explain what The Society is about, but rather lets the reader understand along the way. The Matching Banquet is where 17-year-olds are shown for the first time whom they will marry. The Society determined that the best way to raise children is in a stable, two-parent environment. So if you choose to be matched the government chooses for you. Cassia gets told that she has been matched to her best friend, Xander. But the problem is that when she goes home to look at his information, another boy that she knows is shown to her on the computer for a brief moment (Ky). When Cassia's grandfather dies soon after (the government only allows you to live until you're eighty, then you just die), Cassia is given a piece of paper with poetry that the government disproves of. The rest of the book is about her journey discovering that she wants to make her own decisions, even if that means that she will be hurt along the way. In the second book, Cassia has fallen in love with Ky and has signed onto a suicide mission to find him. She is sure that he has been assigned to the mission because of a mistake that she made in the earlier book. Ky has discovered that because he's an Aberration (a person or a member of their family that cannot marry or have children because they or their parent broke a law), he is being sent out into the desert to be gunned down. The Society is slowly getting rid of Aberrations and Anomalies (I'm guessing from what I read in Crossed that they are people with genetic/mental diseases) to cleanse the Society of "unwanted" people. When Ky and Cassia finally find each other, they decide to join a rebellion in order to bring free choice back into the Society.
My thoughts: I really like the Matched books because they have an actual moral issue (Is it better to have freedom for all and be unequal, or to be equal and unable to choose your life?). I also like the visual writing. I know that this is a weird thing to say, but Condie really paints pictures in your mind when you read. However, I do have some issues with her books as well. First, the love triangle. I abhor love triangles. They're so annoying. I get that the first book uses the love triangle to represent the fact that Cassia chooses Ky (free agency) over Xander (comfort) as a symbol of her moral dilemma, but still. Secondly, I was totally confused by Anomalies and Aberrations. From what I gathered reading the second book, I think that Aberrations are dissenters and their families, but I would really like to have a clear "this is this, that is that, fish is not pie."

So overall, Hunger Games is good if you like action and Matched is good if you like moral dilemmas. My personal favorite is Matched, but I love both series. As a side note for Matched fans, there has been confirmation of a movie! Yay! If you feel that either series is better, please comment which one and why. Or maybe you disagree with my reviews, tell me why (I promise to read every comment)!

Thanks so much for reading, more to come next week.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Opening Post

Hi all, although at the moment that isn't anyone. For my first blog I decided to set out a goal for the blog. That way you (the reader) know exactly what to expect. So sit back and enjoy the following list.

  1. This blog will not focus on negative things happening in my life or in the world. I don't think that sending more negativity into the universe is going to help anyone, and there are plenty of negative bloggers out there if you prefer that kind of thing.
  2. I probably wont post more than 3 times per week and absolutely no less than once per week, you can depend on that.
  3. My goal for this blog is to share fun videos, wonderful recipes (hence "Muffins"), and other randomly happy thoughts (like food-related jewelry and other musings).
I'd also like to give you guys a heads up: I simply adore food, jewelry, and good books. Hopefully the majority of my posts will actually have something to read, since I like to think of myself as a budding writer. Bear with me, though, if some posts are a video or link. Since I am an active participant in human society I cannot spend all of my time online.
Thank you for visiting and I can't wait to really get going with our blogging journey!

As a opening post celebration gift, here's a link to an awesome video (unless you hate Harry Potter, then you just suck).